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You Aren’t Supposed to Be Here.

You’ve taken a wrong turn.

The page you’re looking for doesn’t exist… or it used to… before The Incident.
Records were wiped. Access revoked. A quiet warning was issued: “If they find it, they’ll find everything.”

And yet… here you are. Standing in digital shadows.
A forbidden byte in the wrong place at the wrong time. clocks gun

But, uh—before this gets weird, maybe you’re just lost?

No worries. Happens all the time.

While we don’t have what you were looking for, we do have:

  • A joke about quantum computers that only makes sense if you’re not looking at it.
  • A cat who got stuck in the site map (he’s fine now).
  • And a warm, friendly button to take you home.

“It’s dangerous to go alone!” — but mostly because this page is unfinished.

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